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By Jason FerruggiaNothing pisses me off more than skinny guys who complain about their inability to gain weight.“Waaaaa (said in a whining baby voice ala Artie Lang and Howard Stern), I have a really fast metabolism.”
“Waaaaa, it’s harder for me than most people to gain weight.”
“Waaaaa, I don’t have the appetite to eat [...]